What if all the mirrors have been lying to us?
They conspired for our destruction via vulnerable self-esteem
What if they need to be adored like the image they reflect?
They feed off our own vanity
What if the reflection was our own creation?
They’re just brutally honest
What if that’s not me in there?
Of course it is. Take responsibility for your own transgressions.
Why is it bad luck to break a mirror?
Because a broken mirror is really hard to shave with