Let me rest for I am wicked

And the Lord will not let me rest when I am through

A life of sin is exhausting when your nights are long

And your mornings are short

But I’ll get to the point

A girl I knew stopped talking to me today

Now she is a ghost only I’ll remember

But my hard drive will forget

Which is a good thing

Because I’d hate to see my hard drive get hurt

 

When you get stood up you have the best damn dessert

Of your life

Fuck yeah I’m gonna order the fudge brownie with ice cream

Sounds like the American Dream

 

When you drive home from the heartbreaking brownie adventure

You listen to George Jones

Because he has enough pain for the 18 mile drive home