Let me rest for I am wicked
And the Lord will not let me rest when I am through
A life of sin is exhausting when your nights are long
And your mornings are short
But I’ll get to the point
A girl I knew stopped talking to me today
Now she is a ghost only I’ll remember
But my hard drive will forget
Which is a good thing
Because I’d hate to see my hard drive get hurt
When you get stood up you have the best damn dessert
Of your life
Fuck yeah I’m gonna order the fudge brownie with ice cream
Sounds like the American Dream
When you drive home from the heartbreaking brownie adventure
You listen to George Jones
Because he has enough pain for the 18 mile drive home